Aug 19, 07 03:31 am — crabbsaline said: "It's not nearly so bad as OCLD (obsessive compulsive lyric disorder). The poor creatures wander the alleyways of Nantucket where, for some reason, they gather."
"Nantucket" got me to think
so after I found the old link
I came up with a rhyme
and in a short time
wrote this and hoped that it won't stink
My reply to crabbsaline:
There's no way I can not agree
how serious is OCLD
no one is immune
even Madvillers swoon
as they cry out and pray to be set free
In doing so I infected crabbsaline:
crabbsaline sez: "Ack...I've been infected! But I couldn't post because of the age of the thread. So here:
There once was a website named Madville,
Where cures were with shocks, not with Advil.
Maude Lynne was head shrink,
Or so she did think,
When she wasn't Sovereign of Seattle.
And for those ever present H.G. Wells fans:
There once was a hasty time traveler
Who embarked for former, not latter.
Forgetting Earth moves forewards,
failed to enter spatial co-ords,
and arrived inside molten matter."
'Kay. So, how about some more Madville and/or Madvillian limericks?
Madvillians are a tough hardy bunch
when you walk by they are certain to punch
with fists they let fly, making some grown men cry
at the sound of their bones going CRUNCH!
You can count on Madvillians to enter
comments from all sides of center
or a G.I.S. game
all jump in just the same
be they venter, mentor, or dissenter
Celtica has power with prose
her wordplay one can't oppose
enthrall all alike, stories of wondrous delight
for her the written word flows
There once was a user named Zem
who was what you may call a gem
she loved wonderful shoes
and would love to leave clues
as to where they fell beneath her hem.
madville has a user named steamed
who like to get involved in the scene
when there's something to say
he's headed your way
be careful or you may just get reamed.
Gramps is a linker galore
with news stories you just can't ignore
he's quit with the whining
when his links I be declining
Cos he's scared he may end up sore.
You had me nervous with "galore"
Wasn't sure where you were going with that.::grin::
When MacThulhu got into med school
he jumped up and shouted "I rule!"
Then he packed for New York
learned to eat with a fork
and got treatment so that he won't drool
Big T is running up the list
of top users, he is in their midst
he said farewell to the Queen
and to Gramps it did seem
A challange he could not resist.
There once was a Madvillian named Abes
who had quite a way with the babes
Theron was resigned
as with the ladies he dined
to her he was sharp as three blades
All Madvillian's know the name of Zem
even those that just visit on a whim
along came a blonde dog
she quickly fell in love
and now she does the dishes for him
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I do not! 
Once was a mod monickered Zem
Who mod'ed with vigor and vim
She wrote with such zest
and joked with such jest
When she looked up 'twas one a.m.
I like! ::grin::
/gets to rhyming
i now introduce AndyPandy
who some people say is a dandy
i tend to disagree
for i think he would flee
if he was with a man who got randy.
Crabbsaline is a Madvillian of persuasion
Happy for any social occasion
Always ready with beer
Making crowds cheer
'We don't care if he's wanted for tax evasion'
The race has been on for some time
Big T's tired of trailing behind
he keeps battling with Gramps
like 2 box-car tramps
(but actually they get along just fine)
Maude Lynne's an art lover by far
No matter if it's really bizarre
her opinion is formed
by things far from norm
for oddities she has set the bar
Ddub is his name
always quick to claim
the nudies he clicked
he wouldn't have picked
for they are always far too tame
The word is lame.
I considered that, but 'tame' fits for why you complain.
Why the blame?
It's not blame, it isn't the same, when with your comments you try to inflame!
Annnnnnnnnnnd.... done.
Starting to feel like Dr. Seuss. 
It's all the same
Said the dame
When she came
Yes, lame.
I once heard one that used enthusiasm as the rhyming word, which I think is pretty impressive. (This is not about any particular individual, MVer or otherwise)
So he with his usual enthusiasm
(How's THAT for a first line?)
Anyway,
So he with his usual enthusiasm
Admired his g/f's bosi-asm
They're small he said, Pat
Said she, don't say that
You should see how my poor sister Suzie has 'em
Nice phrasing. Kinda like Frankie. Now I'm going to borrow your word.
::grin::
In Madville Im most enthusiastic
when I find links iconoclastic
sometimes what I find
just about blows my mind
as some links there are quite orgiastic
litty left us to be a great dad
which i think is totally rad
gone are the days
when work was a haze
he is no longer quite the young lad.
i'm glad that i still have some friends
to look and laugh at when work ends
so after five
i up and drive
to where the internet trancends
I feel litty
Oh, so litty
I feel witty and pretty and bright
And I know, I can surf the thoughts of Madville's litty, tonight ::grin::
I might have the time
But I don't have the rhyme
One fish, two fish, a Bronx fish named John
He had scales of blue, and eyes like a fawn
He swam and played
Someone changed his name
And he once saw Zem with no clothes on
LMAO
Harley is a player extreme
everyone wants to be part of his team
he looks like a bear
with hair so fair
he makes all the girls want to scream!
This is the one I originally had for Harley~
Harley's a dog of dimension
If you've never heard it be mention
he'll roll in deer poo
and he'll threaten to sue
if you bring it to someones attention!
Wait just a god damned minute
I've yet to see a rhyme with my name in it.
Why hasn't it been done?
Am I not enough fun?
You can't buy my praise, but you can win it.
i used to know jizzmasterzero
he always was a kind of hero
until he ditched to ugoto
a site which evidently blew
but now he's cool as Bob De Niro
that's a little iffy i think...
Madville has only love for JMZ
The man claims he can bench 350
That estimate is probably fair
I hate Al Gore's hair
Chick's only use you to get to me
JMZ has muscles a plenty
he lifts several times twenty
he likes his hair gel
and he'll never tell
Of ladies he's had of so many
some say JMZ is an ass
but to them i say he's just crass
he says what he feels
and it makes people reel
he pisses off people en masse.
We once had a truly Canadian
Who's wit was as dull as palladium
But his pup Dakota
Made us glad to know 'im
So we now say "Where's that 'Andian?"
[Comment was edited by Gramps on August 21, 2007 at 06:35:02 PM]
[Comment was edited by Gramps on August 21, 2007 at 06:35:29 PM]
cinder is a whiz at MS Paint
his talents make all the ladies faint
he made us all laugh
with his amazing craft
i now pronounce him the laughter saint.
Awesome ::grin::
Oh no, now I've got the 'why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip' question stuck in my head. 
ahahhahaa.
ahhh cinder!
'Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the other ah..
'
GOD I LOVE THAT JOKE!
a litty original.
[Comment was edited by litty on August 22, 2007 at 02:37:05 PM]
right click on broken image & select View Image.
i suck at hosting images i guess.
[Comment was edited by litty on August 22, 2007 at 02:37:56 PM]
i tried your right-click trick and it didn't work 
Poetry and prose may be akin
Some say sex is the ultimate sin
Hippo's are fine
But rhino's are devine
celtica is still my favorite penguin
The user named raz-00
Posts comments more clever than not
If you act like a tool
Hell take you to school
For that lesson you need to be taught
Thanks from Jizzmasterzero
For rhyming his name with 'hero'
He sincerely works out alot
But Madville he's not forgot
And he still enjoys his beer-o.
Once was an mv'er named Master Shake
Samuel Adams beer he did hate
He never would tell
Why it didn't' go over so well
It probably caused his head to ache
Baobab is a pretty cool guy,
he's never one to be shy,
If a link is amusing
or be it confusing
To let a comment pass by.
'Twas once was a lass named Zem
She was the Queen of Madville...a gem.
She made no fuss
That she rode the bus
And instead of saying "DAMN!" she said "DEM!"
lmao
I like!
/limerick applause
There once was an MV'er named PeteMoss
who was a very good boss
he loved the warm weather
so he'd throw a get together
not caring about company loss
ZemRrushe
Ahahahahaha
those are very good.
And, excellent idea you had to make a new journal out of it.
This is gonna be fun. ::grin::
[Comment was edited by ZemRrushe on August 19, 2007 at 10:35:08 AM]