Jan 22, 10 08:06 pm — While attending a Marriage Weekend, Fred and his wife, Diane, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Fred leaned over, touched Diane's arm gently and whispered, "Gold Medal All-Purpose,isn't it?"
And that's how the fight started.
Jan 22, 10 08:27 pm
Incorrect.
The fight clearly started well before this. The outcome of said fight being that Fred lost, hence they're attending this 'Marriage Week'.
Madville Sucks! - 
Jan 22, 10 08:44 pm
Reply to TrulyCdn:
It clearly says weekend 
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
Jan 22, 10 08:40 pm
Alternate punchline: "And thus began Fred's life of celibacy...
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Jan 22, 10 08:41 pm
I'm lost... help? 
fOx
In my country, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Jan 22, 10 08:42 pm
Reply to fOx:
Turn left at Greenland...
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Jan 22, 10 09:09 pm
Reply to Maude_Lynne:
Right... that's what happened. I made the left at Albuquerque. That's the last time I follow a stupid rabbit looking for Los Angeles....!!
fOx
In my country, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
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