Aug 22, 10 08:35 pm — Don't you hate tough stains?

The other day I had just finished hosing out the bed of my truck and was putting away my shovel and hacksaw when I realized that I had gotten a stain on my favorite shirt. Sadly, I also discovered that I was out of laundry detergent and bleach, so I was worried that the stain would set. It was four in the morning and all the stores were closed. Fortunately, I remembered that I had gotten some hydrogen peroxide when I had picked up the duct tape and rope the day before. It worked like a charm. What a relief!

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Aug 22, 10 08:46 pm
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Er, great tip. BTW, was that a protein stain? Thanks.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Aug 22, 10 09:27 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

I guessing a blood stain from the gist of the story. Probably a whole lot of blood, too.

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Aug 22, 10 09:40 pm
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Reply to Gramps:

So that would be a 'yes' - a whole lot of yes.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Aug 22, 10 09:55 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

Not sure if a blood stain is considered a protein stain for cleaning purposes. True the red color comes from hemaglobin, a protein that contains iron, but I think you clean blood differently than other protein (Monica Lewinski- style) stains.

Ultimate Link Whore



Aug 23, 10 05:43 pm
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Solution... Incinerate the shirt, and then sell your shovel and hacksaw to buy a new one.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....



Aug 23, 10 05:51 pm
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But the shirt has sentimental value. And I will probably be needing the shovel and hacksaw.

Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!

 
Aug 23, 10 05:53 pm
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Reply to MacThulhu:

Good thing the hydrogen peroxide worked!

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Aug 24, 10 06:50 am
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

the shirt has sentimental value

It's his favorite killin' & dismemberin' shirt.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Aug 24, 10 02:51 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

Latex is far easier to clean.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Aug 25, 10 01:25 am
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

are you proposing he uses full-body condoms next time?


 
Aug 25, 10 07:26 pm
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Reply to RanmaDrago:

Sort of, but in black. It's a look that works for some people.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Aug 26, 10 04:32 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

Nude would work, i mean, nothing to clean, just take a LONG shower, and done..


 
Aug 26, 10 04:51 pm
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Reply to RanmaDrago:

True, but who knows what kind of pathogens he could be exposed to during his excursions.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....



Aug 26, 10 08:52 pm
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forgot about that... wouldn't want any deadly blood-borne pathogens..


 
Aug 27, 10 12:48 pm
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Reply to RanmaDrago:

'sactly. cos we all know what happens then...

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Aug 27, 10 12:52 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

How do you know it hasn't ALREADY?



Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!

 
Aug 27, 10 01:04 pm
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Reply to MacThulhu:

Impossible.

I haven't received any brainz offerings from you.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Aug 27, 10 01:09 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

What have you done to deserve one?

Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!

 
Aug 27, 10 01:47 pm
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Reply to MacThulhu:

Who said anything about deserving?

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Aug 27, 10 02:25 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

Well then you don't get none! I can't just dish them out to just anyone, you know!

Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!

 
Aug 27, 10 02:26 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

Well then you don't get none! I can't just dish them out to just anyone, you know!

Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!

 
Sep 02, 10 02:42 am
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

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