May 20, 11 12:25 pm — I think I'm in love!
Risk taker cool guy =
Madville's newest member!
I wouldn't click on any of his links.
I always knew the day would come that we all had to collectively give you away Zemmy. /wipes-tear I wish you both -- both, all the happiness for a ... /wipes-tear Sorry I always get emotional at these things.
Congrats and best wishes.
TC, will you walk me down the aisle? My dad refuses to have anything to do with this. 
The wedding invitations are in the mail!
I'll get you a battery isolator as your wedding gift.
Won't her batteries get lonely after getting all isolated and stuff? 
Oh wait! If she has that cool risk taker guy around she won't need her batteries anymore, right?
Unlike your dad, I will be there. And when the priest (or whomever) asks if there is anyone present who believes you two should not be married to speak now etc., I will stand up with a resounding "HELLS NO! They should not." [Of course I mean just not to him. I do want you to be happy but he is NOT the right guy for you (see my comment below.) Anyway, just make sure that the person officiating doesn't leave that whole question part out, m'kay? As always, you may spank me if I'm out of line. 
If you're saying 'hellz no!' then the wedding is OFF!
Sorry Criss, 'parently you're a douchnozzle. 
The reception after party is still on however, cos the booze is paid for!
SHOT! SHOT! SHOT! SHOT!
Here, let me help you out of that tight wedding dress. We can save it for the real M. Right.
Shots are on me! 
I look forward to meeting people who are a lot like me.
If that's true, shouldn't he be visiting doucheville instead of madville?
MacThulhu
You were meant for each other!