Sep 08, 11 08:38 pm — ....that is all.
AND HERE I AM TYPING AT LEAST FORTY CHARACTERS. I HOPE YOU'LL PAY ME FOR THE TIME I'M WASTING FOLLOWING YOUR BLOODY RULES!
Sure, promotion, marriage, loads of fun stuff! Just a shame I have to work all day now :(
Et toi Gramps?
Very similar to your story, Andy.
I am (still) married, I work a lot, and sometimes I get to chase the Little Spud around, which is great fun.
All the usual stuff.
Hey Andy! Nice to know you're still around and kicking. Congrats on the promotion and marriage. 
Hey Andy, had any good riots lately?
There was a "riot" near me. Just one tosser trying to stir up trouble. I heard the locals nailed him :o)
I'll pay the damn ransom if you'll just stop yelling at me.
$50k, western union only please :o)
I sending you a cashiers check for $80k, please to wire back $30k please and thank you.
You forgot to tell him about the part where a close family member was killed in an automobile accident, possibly orchestrated by The Opposition, that you have fear for your life, and that your rightful inheritance is in terrible jeopardy unless AndyPandy, who is known for his God fearing nature and his great personal integrity in business dealings, can come to your aid quickly enough before it is too late.
Oh, yeah. What Gramps said.^
You also need to secure the $30k as a security deposit *before* sending me the $80k. *sigh* you'd never make a good scammer :O)
I'd ask you to teach me but no, I'd be a terrible scammer. I'm missing the criminality gene.
Gramps
Nice to know that you are still alive. Anything special going on over in Merry Ole England?