pfft - you're wife needs to chill out a little. I mean come on how many maids get down on their hands and kne.... never mind. 
Edit: DIBS
/wonders how z missed calling that one


DIBS!!!
Caps, Bold, Italics, and Underlined. The ultimate trump. BOOYAH! 
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FAKE! A real maid would not wear those shoes whilst cleaning. Unless maybe you paid her extra.
I'm not above it 
I'm more likely to want her to take them off so I could abscond with them...
Well, they are fabulous!
so are the shoes...
Thats no maid!!!
Its just a properly trained and maintained woman.
I don't mind him hiring a maid... I got to choose the Poolman and the gardener... *unbuttons blouse* "Excuse me got to go pick some flowers
zekej3
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