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Apr 11, 03 12:12 pm
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Taste the Litty!

May you always have sand in your shoes and a dollar in your pocket. All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free --2 Live Crew,



Apr 11, 03 12:44 pm
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Feel The Raw Naked eh? Of The Road.

Make love, not war - hell, do both, get married!



Apr 11, 03 01:03 pm
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"You've Got Questions. We've Got cheezeballz."




Apr 11, 03 01:04 pm
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Biting the Hand that Feeds Juggalo.

War has been waged against us by stealth and deceit and murder. This nation is peaceful, but fierce when stirred to anger. This conflict was begun on the timing and terms of others. It will end in a way, and at an hour, of our choosing -President George W



Apr 11, 03 01:06 pm
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oh no Nothing Sucks Like A Shannon .

"Im a Fightin Texas Aggie and i just dont give a damn"

 
Apr 11, 03 03:34 pm
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Reply to Tigerlily896:

I dated a Shannon once...how true...::grin::

"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spi

 
Apr 11, 03 04:08 pm
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Reply to dirkdiggler:



[Comment was edited by mgicash on April 11, 2003 at 04:08:23 PM]




Apr 11, 03 01:06 pm
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Tigerlily896 - The Freshmaker!
thats better!

"Im a Fightin Texas Aggie and i just dont give a damn"



Apr 11, 03 01:13 pm
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Among the good ones:

1) Mmmmmmmmmm-Hugh Jass.
2) Have a Break. Have a Hugh Jass.
3) I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Hugh Jass.
4) Melts In Your Hugh Jass, Not In Your Hand.

and the best one.

Naughty, but Hugh Jass.


 
Apr 11, 03 01:14 pm
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Reply to HughJass:

"4) Melts In Your Hugh Jass, Not In Your Hand."

Shit that's funny.::grin::

War has been waged against us by stealth and deceit and murder. This nation is peaceful, but fierce when stirred to anger. This conflict was begun on the timing and terms of others. It will end in a way, and at an hour, of our choosing -President George W

 
Apr 11, 03 01:22 pm
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Reply to Juggalo:

yep 4's the best::grin::




Apr 11, 03 01:31 pm
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Wouldn't You Rather Be Eve?
Watch Out, There's a Eve About.
Leggo my Eve!
The Eve That Eats Like A Meal.

and my favorite:
Eve - Australian for Beer.
::grin::

mostly tired.



Apr 11, 03 01:52 pm
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The forecastmantis With The Hole.

The eye sees all!

 
Apr 11, 03 01:58 pm
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Reply to ForecastMantis:

Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

Make love, not war - hell, do both, get married!

 
Apr 11, 03 04:39 pm
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Reply to ForecastMantis:

You better stay away from duztin ............err........ Dustin ..........eerrr Duztin !

War has been waged against us by stealth and deceit and murder. This nation is peaceful, but fierce when stirred to anger. This conflict was begun on the timing and terms of others. It will end in a way, and at an hour, of our choosing -President George W



Apr 11, 03 02:15 pm
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Unzip a DigitalX::grin::::grin::




Apr 11, 03 02:18 pm
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There's First Love, and There's Anathema Love.

In the beginning, Mr. T created the heavens and the earth. And Mr. T said, "Let there be fools"; and there were fools. And Mr. T saw that the fools were bad; and pitied them.



Apr 11, 03 02:23 pm
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Think gnass.

Vomit is a food! -Upright Citizen's Brigade I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebra



Apr 11, 03 02:26 pm
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There's First Love, and There's brianbankerus Love.

...because I remember about the future.



Apr 11, 03 02:32 pm
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"Top breeders recommend cinder," followed by "My Anti-Drug is cinder," followed by "More cinder please."

Yeah. ::grin::

My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it.



Apr 11, 03 02:33 pm
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I'm not just the deedub, I'm a member

It's not TV, it's deedub

I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message.



Apr 11, 03 02:46 pm
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There's Always Room For Dirk Diggler.


Not sure I like this one...

"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spi

 
Apr 11, 03 04:44 pm
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Reply to dirkdiggler:

lol, very funny::grin::

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Apr 11, 03 05:03 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

People always say it ain't the size of your boat...rather the motion in the ocean...but I bet most guys would prefer to be captain of an oil tanker and not a dinghy...

[Comment was edited by dirkdiggler on April 11, 2003 at 05:09:51 PM]

"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spi



Apr 11, 03 02:56 pm
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"Kills All Known Mack - Dead."
...uh oh

Timeo Danaos et dona ferentis



Apr 11, 03 02:59 pm
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I Think, Therefore jdog.
Put A jdog In Your Tank.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be jdog Overnight.

Got a long line of heartache. I carry it well. The list of lives Ive broken reads from here to hell. Bad luck wind been blowin at my back. I pray you dont look at me I pray I dont look back.



Apr 11, 03 03:25 pm
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For The Liannis You Don't Yet Know.
Smart. Beautiful. Liannis ::grin:: --Excellent!

[Comment was edited by Liannis on April 11, 2003 at 03:26:54 PM]

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. --Calvin and Hobbes



Apr 11, 03 03:43 pm
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"Only lqqkjava Has The Answer."

What am I doing here? Who is this girl in my bed? What is this sh*t on my face? MY GOD, what is that awful smell? If evolution is genetic mutation, then the retards are the future.



Apr 11, 03 03:49 pm
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Zemrrushe. It's whats for dinner.
::grin::

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Apr 11, 03 04:08 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

Yummy... I'm getting hungry already.

The eye sees all!



Apr 11, 03 03:52 pm
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the top 5

1. Promise her anything, but giver her a skrimpsun
2. I bet he drinks skrimpsun
3. does you does, or does you don't take the skrimpsun
4. Skrimpsun - the best a man can get
5. I'm only here for the skrimpsun

reality.sys corrupted. Reboot Universe? (Y/N)_



Apr 11, 03 03:55 pm
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It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's celticmook


hellz yeah!

"it's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. without the past, where is the guilt? and without the future, where is the dread? and without the guilt and dread, who am i?" ~*~Biff in "Lamb" by Christopher Moore read it bitches.



Apr 11, 03 04:06 pm
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1. Keep That Antediluvian Complexion.
2. We Do Antediluvian Right.
3. Just Like Antediluvian Used To Make.
4. That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Antediluvian.




Apr 11, 03 07:24 pm
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Don't You Just Love Being In JezebelDestruct?
Have You Forgotten How Good JezebelDestruct Tastes?
The Incredible, Edible JezebelDestruct.
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender JezebelDestruct.
Ding-Dong! JezebelDestruct Calling!

How fun!!!!!!!!!!!! ::grin::




Apr 11, 03 09:27 pm
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Lessthegoddess is good for you!
The lessthegoddess that Smiles Back.
The World's Favourite lessthegoddess.
::grin::

+Take some superstition +Mix it with some lies +Feed it to the gullible, in moralistic guise



Apr 11, 03 09:32 pm
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Here are some:

"MmmmHmmm-Lickin' Good."
"I Feel Like MmmmHmmm Tonight."
"Mmmmmmmmmm-MmmmHmmm."
"Made To Make Your MmmmHmmm Water."

and my personal favorite:

"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with MmmmHmmm." ::grin::

[Comment was edited by MmmmHmmm on April 11, 2003 at 09:33:31 PM]

"A wise man sees failure as progress. A fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic..." - Canibus


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