Not sure how I missed this earlier.
Not your best post sir but this one won't get you banned. 
That one chick coming out of the water could hurt someone. That's how Houdini died.

Duly noted. The eye poker you mentioned was almost singled out by me as a post in and of herself. I'd change my name to left eye for her.

They sell petals which put an end to fripples.
That is the dumbest invention EVAR!
Why in the hell would a woman cover up a nice fripple? I can understand if she has like pancake areolas on flapjack boobies, then she might consider covering them with duct tape or something, but NEVER, I repeat NEVER, should a woman cover a nice fripple. That goes against all things good and holy in this world.
zekej3
This could be the best post I have ever made.