Darwin Award canidate for 2005
Finally a noninee from Chicago
I was getting worried
Seeing who could spit the farthest distance down, eh? They should have been on a higher balcony. THAT would've been a better contest. But, I'm sure they would have thought of that themselves had they not been all liquored up.
Maybe we could convince them to try spitting up by hanging upside down from a top floor balcony! We could even test the effectiveness of different brands of booze.
I'll be the judge of that.
Really, I'd be delighted to test the booze and judge that contest. I've had some experience testing booze and judging. I'm always judging stuff. People etc.
And we should find out if they have any more brothers, since the one is dead and all. Something about brothers - even stupid brothers - competing . . . [oooh, getting tingley]
billyddalebob
It's heartening to know that, despite the Christian Fundamentalists, evolution is still at work in our world today.