OMFG!!! Laughing my fucking ass off.
honestly.... tearing up here man.
I'm just surprised at the quality of your catch 
::grin::
She was actually lost in the woods it was either ride with me or be left for dead.
All about being in the right place at the right time I guess.
LMFAO!!!!, Dude you're a fucking GOLD MINE!!!
Hilarious NSFW image.
[Comment was edited by Kalika on December 12, 2005 at 04:40:18 PM]
Me too. My son - er, I mean nephew - was in this district prior to this program.
Heaven forbid that these people actually spend money on their kid's education instead of the home theater system or $2000 a year cigarette habit.
Go that right!
A plasma tv and a DVD player in the Escalade are just so much more important.
I can't speak for anybody else but... it's crack, not cigarettes. And it's $2,000 per week, not year.
$1500 does seem a bit pricey though. You can get a student discount iBook for $949. All the software you need is free except a copy of iWork for a student price of $39. That leaves plenty of money for a nice digital camera or a Wacom tablet or a full version of Adobe Creative Suite ($300 student price). Or, of course, the all-important iPod.
I save money by making my own crank in the basement. Screw that street stuff from Colombia, never know where it's been. Ya know?
I'll be right over!
OK, can you pick up some Sudafed on the way?
Will do. BTW, is this chemistry project something you learned in public school?
Indeed! Public education + ingenuity = success!
And all the associated problems. They just aren't appropriate for a K-12 environment.
Wouldn't giving them iBook's defeat the purpose? Giving kids iBooks would put them behind 98% of every other compotent computer user in the world. Might as well give them an Amiga laptop....
"A public school education is supposed to be free."
So naive.
Do you suppose they never heard of getting what you pay for?
:-) Free? Shyeah! My 1st grader and kindergartener have school fees at the beginning of the year! Plus buying the teacher's school supplies, additional fees for extra programs, and they still want to whore my children out for their candy/gift/etc booklets on the first day of school and onward! Criminy.
This definitely explains your extraordinary grammar ability.
Which is why I'm glad my parents put me through private school.
I really don't want to point out the grammatical errors in your post.
Hey, we won't leave any child behind, GW says so. How he wants to fund it, well, that's a whole 'nuther matter.
Dang youngins need to grab a pencil & paper and get a freakin callus on their finger when they take notes.
Not quite sure what laptops do to improve education in general.
Also, last time I checked, youngins was not a word. Just thought I would share that with you. Oh, and when is it correct to use an ampersand in a sentance? Think twice before you become a critic.
Not to be overly critical or anything, but I think you meant ambersand.
sentence
ampersand
Penis
No wonder I can never finish a crossword puzzle!
[Comment was edited by Abes on December 12, 2005 at 10:20:20 PM]
Nope
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Juggalo
Poor people suck.