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Aug 05, 09 01:36 pm
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Effing hilarious!

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Aug 05, 09 05:34 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

Yeps, but some of them are seriously gross.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Aug 05, 09 05:48 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

Yeah, but I still ate it. Metaphorically speaking.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.



Aug 06, 09 03:20 am
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t three glasses of wine at Von, I was eating some mixed nuts with craisins on the couch and watching TV. Few hours later I 19m getting ready for bed and I discover a sunflower seed and a craisin had fallen down my shirt and stuck to my boob.

I still ate it.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.


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