This is embarrassing, this may actually get me to look @ twitter. 
Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! .... Yeah. That's what I thought.
At a wine bar. Waitress is getting a little suspicious after ordering my third glass of water.

Chicken Pot Pie describes the trinity quite well, actually.
Headed to my AA meeting. It's not what you think.... Ok, yes it is. Onto step 2.

Speaking of halftimes, Janet, your brother says hi.

Was sent a tip to remind Michael Jackson that Gary Coleman is not a child.

TrulyCdn
To those that deny me, I'm never gonna give you up.