So: 1. Measure near armpits 2. Slap some boobs 3. Measure across chest 4. Profit!
Prolly can't hurt any worse than getting surgery.
slapping also works to firm and enhance other parts of the body I know a certain somebody who will probably never need a butt lift.
And has birthday spanks coming up soon?
You know it. Yay, me!
effbee
So:
1. Measure near armpits
2. Slap some boobs
3. Measure across chest
4. Profit!