I was never hazed because I could never afford to join a Greek organization. Some of my friends and I made up a fake fraternity/sorority which we called Pi-Delta-Alpha, which is the Greek equivalent, or at least we thought it was, for "PDA", which in more genteel times meant "Public Display of Affection". Making out.
The idea of segregating the males from the females in a fraternal organization seemed crazy to us because we all wanted to fraternize with the opposite sex. At one point I think we had more members than some of the real fraternal groups at my school.
No dues, no hazing, no rules, no officers, no organization at all, unless you count the T-Shirts we had made up. Good times!
You do realize that you are fraternizing with a splugger, right?
No, not really. I haven't looked at any of his hazing stories because I am not really interested in that topic.
But thanks for pointing out what seems to be a serial failing of mine, talking to trolls and evildoers as if they were real people. 
No worries Gramps. Just reinforces what I have always thought about you. You are a genuinely nice guy to people. Maybe not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but a nice guy all the same. Just kidding my friend. 
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