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Registered on
Nov 17, 2005
Last Login
Mar 14, 2010
Total Points
33,265
Today's Points
44
(303): I don't like the word whore. I prefer the term penis enthusiast.
(706): the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Pissing in your shoes won't keep your feet warm for long. ~Icelandic Proverb
Are there any strange animals that I should know about around here? Anything weird and futuristic, like with the body of a crab and the head of a social worker?
(281): Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
'scuse me while I kiss this guy'
3. In order to hold off the Forces of Darkness, you will need a number two pencil and a calendar, preferably one without pictures of kitties on it.
(706): the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Pissing in your shoes won't keep your feet warm for long. ~Icelandic Proverb
Are there any strange animals that I should know about around here? Anything weird and futuristic, like with the body of a crab and the head of a social worker?
(281): Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
'scuse me while I kiss this guy'
3. In order to hold off the Forces of Darkness, you will need a number two pencil and a calendar, preferably one without pictures of kitties on it.
