Nov 28, 06 11:26 am — I had originally intended on sending an e-mail to MIYH but he hasnt been responding to those and I wanted the users to voice their thoughts as well, perhaps the feed back from the people that keep this site going will spark s...
Nov 27, 06 02:12 pm — Wheres everyone been? Ive been sitting here for days without any traffic around these parts.
Wha appened?
Oh and, Happy (belated cause I couldnt get on here to say it earlier) Thanksgiving my merican friends.
::wave:...
Nov 03, 06 01:21 pm — This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation board.
Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in ...
Oct 25, 06 03:33 pm — Every once in a while I scan back through time and re-read blogs, in doing so I came across this classic which in my opinion is still one of the best works ever written here.
Who wants to join my new religion? - Posted by ...
Oct 19, 06 10:04 am — A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The...
Oct 13, 06 09:43 am — Havent had a Friday game in awhile so here it is. Was going to do a GIS game but to be honest Im just to lazy to search and upload pics today so Ill give this a shot worst case well revert back.
Im going to start with a qu...
Oct 04, 06 03:19 pm — So Im currently borrowing a friends car, for undisclosed reasons. Normally I trade up when people need my truck BMWs and such, well on this occasion I was forced to trade down. Rolling in my friends 86 VW Jetta
Ill give yo...
Oct 03, 06 02:02 pm — Every year a bunch of my buddies and I head up north for a golf get away, this year included two of the nicest courses Canada has to offer and certainly one of the best in Ontario, Rocky Crest and Grandview.
With fall alre...
Oct 02, 06 01:04 pm — Well Id normally start by asking what Ive missed but seems MV hasnt been up and running long enough throughout my absence to have missed much
With summer coming to an end so is my busy season, didnt play as much golf as Id...
Aug 11, 06 10:35 am — Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer.
A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You kno...
Aug 02, 06 10:32 am — She told me we couldn't afford beer at $35.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed th...
Jul 27, 06 03:12 pm — It was brought to light that Shiva has gone amiss in Ranmas blog. Ive created a a map that can be used to track Shiva sightings. Hes out there somewhere GPS-ing if you spot him or hear rumors of his presence map it here. Dont...
Jul 12, 06 10:16 am — If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could be as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was
trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....
Jun 30, 06 01:39 pm — Larry stood over his tee shot on the long ninth for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.
Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What the heck is taki...
Jun 20, 06 11:55 am — I get home about 12:00 after watching game 7 last night and need to toss a load of laundry in. Go upstairs sort some things come back down and run the washer. I guess about 7 minutes have past since I started the washer and I...
Jun 09, 06 08:37 am — Mama Mole, Papa Mole, and Baby Mole all live in a little hole. One morning Papa Mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sni...
Jun 07, 06 09:30 am — Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you." But the girl s...