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Oct 27, 11 08:07 pm — One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!...
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Jul 19, 11 07:16 pm — I went offshore fishing this past weekend and we came across this massive leather back sea turtle. It was by far the biggest I have ever seen, about the size of a VW Bug and had to weigh over a ton. It was pretty cool. Just t...
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Jul 06, 11 01:24 pm — How awesome is it when several Moderators team up and beat the crap out of spluggers at the same time! Having a bunch of active Mods is awesome!
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Apr 22, 11 10:54 pm — A good ole Louisiana boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 200 miles of here." ...
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Mar 01, 11 03:23 pm — Yesterday I handed my dog Zeke over to God. He was 11 years old and had recently been diagnosed with lymphoma. He fought it with chemo for several months, but stopped responding to treatment and was beginning to suffer. My fa...
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Feb 10, 11 12:39 pm — As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter
With a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doi...
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Dec 03, 10 02:22 pm — *WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do ...
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Dec 02, 10 06:12 pm — OK, so we haven't had a GIS in AGES. Here it is:
Weird Christmas ornaments! You know the rules. Be good people.
Example:
Gansta Mermaid!
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Sep 02, 10 02:50 am — Ok so here's the deal. Post a pic that takes you back to another time and place along with a brief description.
Example:
Remember when Pam was hot(and real)?
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Aug 02, 10 01:56 pm — Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack. You can be Pr...
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Jul 21, 10 02:51 pm — A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure the nurse comes in and take his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. ...
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Jul 21, 10 02:41 pm — Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.
As soon as he to...
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Jun 23, 10 11:26 pm — It may be a repeat, but its funny enough for a encore...
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
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Jun 23, 10 08:34 pm — We needed a new free for all because the last one was taking to damn long to load. Find em', post em', keep on keepin' on.
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May 14, 10 06:28 pm — Just went outside and watched the space shuttle launch. Here are the few pics I was able to snap...
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May 14, 10 02:07 pm — We haven't had a Friday game in a looong time. TC gave me the idea for bringing back a little Rage Toon action. Have fun, keep em' safe. Template is HERE.
This is my personal story for the day...
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