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Feb 04, 10 03:41 pm
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Dooher says customers must bring their own condoms but she's hiring a maid to tidy the washrooms that weekend. "She'll be there with her feather duster and cleaning supplies."

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.



Feb 04, 10 03:45 pm
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In other news, Mildred's Temple Kitchen will be releasing an amateur porn video on February 15th.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....



Feb 04, 10 09:47 pm
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In other news I wouldn't want to dine there, but using the restroom might be interesting.

Ultimate Link Whore



Feb 04, 10 09:50 pm
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So... if a couple are in there doing "whatev" with their dragons and cats and other animals, and I really need to drop a major No.2, and I mean major, what then?



fOx

In my country, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

 
Feb 05, 10 04:46 pm
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Reply to fOx:

well some people are into that kinda thing, so may not be a problem for you


 
Feb 05, 10 04:58 pm
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Reply to OldRustyBones:

He might even pick up a few extra bucks!

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.


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