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Mar 14, 10 12:30 am
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Because that's how grown-ups handle conflict.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Mar 14, 10 09:36 am
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

What was she SUPPOSED to do? Hang up?

Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!



Mar 14, 10 01:09 pm
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Who the hell carries a meat thermometer around with them?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

 
Mar 14, 10 05:15 pm
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Reply to zekej3:

Have you ever inventoried the contents of a Woman's Purse? You are liable to find just about anything in there!


 
Mar 14, 10 06:27 pm
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Reply to lamparty:

It was the boyfriend who had the meat thermometer.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Mar 14, 10 08:39 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

Probably so he could defend himself against accusations of necrophilia! Tell the court she was at 96.8 degrees!


 
Mar 14, 10 08:49 pm
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Reply to lamparty:

(Shudder) I'm thinking of the sound made when I stick a meat thermometer into a roast.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Mar 14, 10 08:52 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

The shows on TV where they check the liver temp never seem to play that sound!



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