I don't like anything about pot, but it is well known as a substance that can calm people down. Maybe you should consider it, steamed, you seem way too worried about all kinds of unlikely things.
Maybe a good toot on the root will put things in better perspective for you. I don't think you could get more paranoid, so don't even worry about that side effect.
steamed
Maybe because pot contains more poisonous chemicals than tobacco smoke?