I am sorry, but I can't take any poodle seriously.
I couldn't either, until I was exposed to them. They are wickedly intelligent and loving.
If I exposed myself to you would you think I was wickedly intelligent and loving too...or just a perv?
Sorry, I couldn't help it.
lmao, depends on the exposure 
And they're goog lookin' dogs when they're not all frou-frou'd out.
I liked the play on words in the title.
Poodles are very smart dogs .. the standard poodles can be some of the meanest son of a guns around - excellent guard dogs - it's not their fault their owners put up in some strange coiffure hairdos.
Miniature poodles are high strung - but smart dogs and the toy poodles .. I really don't care for their yapping too much.
ZemRrushe
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You should NOT dye a poodle.
Standard poodles are amazing dogs. Seriously.